To the spider in my bathroom,
While I’ve enjoyed our several months of détente, I feel it only fair to remind you that dropping down like a HALO jumper in the middle of my shower is the quickest way to raise the readiness alert to DEFCON 2.
Further infringements of the peace treaty will result in termination with extreme prejudice.
Extreme. Prejudice.
#1 by Jil Maltsberger on January 12, 2013 - 10:27
I vote for DEFCON 9000